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I WILL EAT YOUR BREAKFAST!!

- B’s latest colorful road rage outburst at the car in front of us (no idea what he was actually trying to say)

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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Let go, or be dragged.

- Zen proverb (via purplebuddhaproject)

(Source: urbanpriestess)

copyright1977:

The 4th one, though.

I want to go to there. *swoon*

(Source: feathery-soul)

funnyordie:

via Mary Poppins Quits with Kristen Bell

THANK YOU, copyright1977. What secret business do the mother of the Groomzilla and the MOH ever have? The only reason I can possibly think is that she’s trying to throw some kind of surprise shower, when The Bride very specifically said she doesn’t want a shower. I felt bad that she didn’t want one, because that’s like the main responsibility of the MOH, but respected her wishes and offered to get the stupid cabana instead. If this lady tries to shoehorn some kinda unwanted shower into the already packed next month and a half, she’s in for a rude awakening.

THANK YOU, copyright1977. What secret business do the mother of the Groomzilla and the MOH ever have? The only reason I can possibly think is that she’s trying to throw some kind of surprise shower, when The Bride very specifically said she doesn’t want a shower. I felt bad that she didn’t want one, because that’s like the main responsibility of the MOH, but respected her wishes and offered to get the stupid cabana instead. If this lady tries to shoehorn some kinda unwanted shower into the already packed next month and a half, she’s in for a rude awakening.

damn you, Alexander Graham Bell… damn you to hell

I just tried to call the Palazzo to make the cabana reservation for the bachelorette party, and I literally had to talk to five very rude, mumble mouthed people in order to get it done. Seriously, why would they have people answering phones who don’t have a clue what is going on and don’t want to open their damn mouths when they speak?? And then get annoyed when I ask them to repeat themselves?

Even better, The Bride just messaged me that The Groom’s mother is going to call me soon to discuss things. WHAT THINGS COULD THIS WOMAN WANT TO DISCUSS WITH ME??? I straight up just told The Bride to tell her email is better for me (which The Bride KNOWS). I am so over all of this.

gemmacorrell:

(via Four Eyes Comic Strip on GoComics.com)

gemmacorrell:

(via Four Eyes Comic Strip on GoComics.com)

Seeing a Front Bottoms quote on a non FB blog makes me all woozy. We saw them again last night and they truly are amazing. They were just the openers, and yet the entire room was screaming along to every song. Pure heaven.

Seeing a Front Bottoms quote on a non FB blog makes me all woozy. We saw them again last night and they truly are amazing. They were just the openers, and yet the entire room was screaming along to every song. Pure heaven.

(Source: fifisnowbar)

This made me laugh so loud. Looove.

(Source: ydrill)