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sam-mooschester:

this stick figure has no face so why the fuck can I tell exactly what its feeling

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youretheworstfx:

That moment you realize you don’t really know who you’re sleeping with. 

well, if YOU really want to, then I guess it’s fine

The mother replied:

Yes, I know that she was resisting but my close girlfriends really want to do this. I ask [The Groom] and he told me we could. I will get back to you with the details!

Am I wrong that this seems SO selfish? She and her cronies REALLY want to foist something on The Bride that she doesn’t want, so they’re just gonna do it. Translation: She has had to endure numerous showers for her friends’ kids over the years, so she wants to make sure they show up for hers and bring expensive presents. People are gross.

I wanna be reprogrammed. I wanna be robotic. No more blood in these veins. I wanna press reset.

- Hannah Georgas - Robotic

I talked to a mutual friend who had known The Groom and his mom for years and she agrees - let her know The Bride said she doesn’t want one, but that whatever I day isn’t gonna stop it. I decide to go the thinly veiled bitchy passive aggressive route:

Oh, wow, that’s so nice! Yes, I am definitely available. When I tried to ask her to let me throw her one before, she told me repeatedly that she didn’t want a shower, so she will be very surprised. :o)

I talked to a mutual friend who had known The Groom and his mom for years and she agrees - let her know The Bride said she doesn’t want one, but that whatever I day isn’t gonna stop it. I decide to go the thinly veiled bitchy passive aggressive route: Oh, wow, that’s so nice! Yes, I am definitely available. When I tried to ask her to let me throw her one before, she told me repeatedly that she didn’t want a shower, so she will be very surprised. :o)

I really wish it were September 14th

The Groom’s mom finally emailed me. As I suspected, she said she’s throwing The Bride a surprise shower, and she hopes I can make it. Now I don’t know what the fuck to do. When I tried to convince The Bride to let me throw her one (which is supposed to be one of the maid of honor’s big duties), she repeatedly, adamantly told me she does NOT want one. What would be the right thing for the maid of honor to do?? Does Groom’s mom think I am an asshole for not forcing a shower on The Bride? Would I be an asshole telling Groom’s mom that she already said she doesn’t want one? Would I be a double asshole warning The Bride about it? This blows.

mirudraws:

oh my god I love these two!

mirudraws:

oh my god I love these two!

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Nathan show a guy what happens to liars on last night’s Nathan For You.